It is well documented fact that Turtle keeps hidden items in his shell. He’s got a lot of storage in there. It’s safe to assume that he’s pretty well stocked. I think it’s more noteworthy that he’s talking on an accent Miami Vice cell phone. Poor guy needs a new plan. It’s not even like cell phones are expensive anymore.
That aside the true question about today’s strip is “Who is Turtle calling!” Come back on Friday to find out but in the meanwhile I invite you to speculate.